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PennyLame

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PennyLame

It's like I'm the only drunk person at this yoga class.

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I like people the way I like my tea.

I hate tea.

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Wow, that was rather inappropriate.

Let's be friends.

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My boss doesn't like the nickname I gave him. It's awful to see Princess Dickhead crying.

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I don't really want it if I have to show you how to give it.

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Whatever,
I have boobs.

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I like long romantic walks off the planet.

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According to really smart people we should start caring.

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