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Nanoolsen

A happy little dane pleased with her life;)

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Nanoolsen

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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The man is the head of the house, but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head anywhere she wants

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Time is the best teacher. But unfortunately, it kills all of it's students

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You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter!

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Go out and show them you exist
- the world is waiting for you.

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Common sense is like deodorant; the people who need it the most never use it.

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Nobody dies a virgin...
life fucks us all.

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"Balls," said the Queen, "if I had them I'd be King"

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