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I am actually a very nice person, until you piss me off, then I can go from sweethart to cold harted bitch in 0,5 seconds.

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never have unprotected sex, that's how we lost Freddy Mercury and got Justin Bieber.

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person: 'nothing is impossible'
me: 'well, I can't fly....'

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Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain.
But you can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

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don't consider yourself an ugly person, consider yourself a beautiful monkey.

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You all laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you are all the same.

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Twinkle twinkle little star
I want to hit you with a car
Throw you of a tree so high
Hope you'll break your neck and die

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"laughback"

when you laugh about something old like it just happened.

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