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Lieutenant

One therapy session is more expensive than an average bottle of wine.

Just saying.

59

Whenever I dance, people think I'm
looking for my keys.

70

I don't always have time but when I do, I don't.

77

Here, take
my advice.
I'm not using
it anyway.

88

The gym.

As if an architect was asked to design
the otiosity of life.

The result: a room
full of machines
going nowhere.

78

Friends forever.

Dying is not an excuse.

85

Yesterday I glued an image of my missing streetlight on a cat.

49

As of today, I'm about eighteen years behind in my laundry.

46

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