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Sorry i'm late but i didn't want to come

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

5

Josh Hutcherson's parents are probaly called Josh Hutcherdad and Josh Hutchermom.

4

"I had a dream about you."

"Aww."

"Yeah, you died."

4

Just stepped on a cornflake.

I am a cereal killer.

3

"If there are any idiots in this room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman stand up. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" asked the teacher. "Well i don't," said the student, "but i hate to see you stand there by yourself"

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Do you know who are going to catch you when you fall?

Who?

The floor.

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I like your smile
But not the rest

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