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jadeeastman

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Better to be
pissed off than
pissed on.

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$With all of the corrupt data, the planet is trying to reformat C:\humans *.*$

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Good luck with your bad luck

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When people greet me with 'What do you think ?'

I tell them "I don't, it makes my head hurt."

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Don't worry about the planet.
It will recover just fine after the human species eradicates itself.

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Many a decision has been made quickly because someone had to go pee real bad.

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1. Stupid people don't know they're stupid.

2. If all the stupid people left Earth, there would be no one left on the planet.

3. If you just thought "I would be here!", please see #1.

4. The line for departures starts here, have a nice day.

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