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An Australian kiss is like a French kiss

but Down Under

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Normal is getting
dressed in clothes
that you buy for work
& driving through traffic
in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, aaaand the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to leave in it...

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

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Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

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if you've been left, go write

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Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds!

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