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Flockae

just a normal guy with superpowers...

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Flockae

IMAGINE

If trees gave off WiFi
signals, we would be
planting so many trees
and we'd probably
save the planet too!

Too bad they only
produce the oxygen
we breathe.

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what if birds aren't singing and they're screaming because they are afraid of heights...

34

HOME IS
WHERE THE WIFI
CONNECTS AUTOMATICALLY

32

Dear naps,

I'm sorry
I was a jerk to you in kindergarten

18

I ALWAYS WONDER WHY BIRDS STAY IN THE SAME PLACE WHEN THEY CAN FLY ANYWHERE ON THE EARTH.

THEN I ASK MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION.

23

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

- Mark Twain

15

Birth control pills should probably be made for men.

It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

just saying...

15

I don't mind coming to work

but this eight hour wait to go home is just bullshit...

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