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I told you that i'll be there in 5 minutes!

You don't have to call me every half hour!!!

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How to find the vegetarian at a homeparty?

You don't have to.

He will say it...
20 times.
To everyone.
Also to the neighborhood.

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No idea how to use your time?

Start to learn and you'll have 1000 ideas after one minute...

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After i bought my smartphone it took me 5 days to realize,

that the number next to the battery-sign on my screen

isn't a fucking countdown.

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I always keep a fire extinguisher next to the stove when my wife is cooking.

So if the foods starts to burn

I can hit her with it.

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Before you ask someone why they hate you,

ask yourself why you

give a shit.

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you don't grow taller by cutting others down

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We always think about what we don't have. Rarely about what we already have.

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