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If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status

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Most people don't realize this, but you can go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.

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Some people just need to change their Facebook status updates to "Needs attention"

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Most of the time I scroll down my Facebook news feed and think "Don't care", "Whore", "Your life sucks", "Needs a therapist"

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Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation

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"Stressed" is "Desserts" spelled backwards

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Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful.

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TODAY IS 11.12.13

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