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Do what makes you naked.

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I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked.

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Schatz?

Findest du nicht,
dass du zu oft auf deinen Problemen rumreitest?

Von mir aus müssen wir nicht so oft Sex haben.

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Want to get a hug? Go hug a cactus.

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If I wanted to please everyone, I were born as Nutella

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I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible...

...but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.

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Condom 99%

The pill 99%

Tennis socks in sandals 100%

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Eat whatever you want. If someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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