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I speak fluent sarcasm

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I'm great at multitasking.
I can waste time,
be unproductive,
and procrastinate all at once

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Depression is like being in an emotionally abusive relationship with your brain.

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Cemeteries would save a lot of space if they buried coffins vertically instead of horizontally.

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Roses may say "I love you," but the cactus says "fuck off"

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I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins.

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I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.

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Unnecessary repetitions are often useless, redundant and unnecessary.

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I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.

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