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I'm Paul, 20someting. Full time idiot. #Ididntknowbetter

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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

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My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

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If I marry a Canadian, I've decided that the children will be raised metric.

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It's Thursday, or as I like to call it:

Day 4 of the hostage situation.

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And here starts another week without me being rich or famous.

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Real women don't chase men.
They set traps.

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Yeah, you're pretty from a distance...
at night... under a rock.

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Whoever created the five day work week was probably friends with the asshole that invented pants.

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