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baronvonparker

my new girl loves when i ride her, for five minutes or an hour. she's only got one speed. fast. i love to straddle her and be on top.

and she never talks back, my girl. my bike.

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i work in marketing... which means no one has published my book...yet

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i got a puppy so when my gf complains about a mess i can blame the dog. and now the puppy loves me more. and that makes me happy.

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our office manager worked from home today. so i stole her stapler. cuz fuck her. she has like one job. be in the office.

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people on here keep talking bout how much they love food. like i luv food too.

but i also love not being a fatass.

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started from the bottom and now im here

which is still at the fucking bottom.

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saw an ad on a bus that told me the potential for growth is unlimted. but ive been like 5'6 for like ten years. so i beg to differ.

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this is my bike. there are others like it, but this one is mine-so stop trying to steal it! HEY SERIOUSLY GET YOUR OWN. dick.

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