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Posts Liked by Zaeems_

Whenever someone says, "You look familiar. Where have I seen you before?" I like to respond with, "Do you watch porn?"

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hmm that's a bit too harsh

let me put "lol" at the end of it.

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When girls say "Don't judge me by my past", we know two things:

1. You used to be a whore.
2. You still are.

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My ancestors would be proud of the way I hunt for meat in the supermarket.

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Job applications are so stupid.

"Why do you want to work for us?"

"Oh, I've always had a passion to frozen yogurt MOTHERFUCKER I'M BROKE."

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The closest I get to camping is staying at a hotel with no wifi.

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Take a few minutes every hour to get up from your desk and complain about your coworkers.

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I love when people can handle my smart ass mouth without getting offended like a little bitch.

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