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Posts Liked by yvetkataoova

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

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for halloween this year we should all just dress up as who we really are

nobody would recognize anyone

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lazy is a very strong word.
i like to call it selective participation.

279

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Potatoes give us french fries and vodka.

It's your move, celery.

231

"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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Stop asking WHY I'm still single.

I don't ask how you're still married.

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