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Why do people spend so much time trying to impress other people?
If, they spent the same amount of time trying to impress themselves, they may just be surprised at how wonderful they are.

D.A

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My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl. you're good.'

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EMBARRASSING MOMENT

One day, I'm dressed up in a form fitting, little black dress. I must say, I was looking pretty good.
As I'm doing my errands, I was getting a LOT of looks.
Naturally, I thought, YEAH momma is hot today.
Come home gloating from all the looks I had gotten, only to realize that I had leaned on some fresh white paint, right across my ass! !
BURST MY BUBBLE! !

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NOTHING LIKE A STRIP OF WHITE PAIN RIGHT ACROSS MY ASS OF MY LITTLE BLACK DRESS TO SUCK THE COOLNESS RIGHT OUT OF YOU!

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IF I COULD BE A BIRD FOR A DAY,
I KNOW THE PEOPLE I'D LOVE TO CRAP ON!!!

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Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

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twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door

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so viele idioten

und nur so wenig kugeln.

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