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Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.

Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

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The word "Listen" has the same letters as the word "Silent".

"So Shut Up"

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lazy is a very strong word.
i like to call it selective participation.

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This is the deal...
i have an army waiting to be born...
R' U in or out??

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my boss likes to tell me random facts:

YOUR LATE!

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I wonder when this generation reaches retirement if we'll all have swipe related arthritis.

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trust me, i woke up today and had no plans to be awesome but shit happens.

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A Porsche: the VW Bug after a facelift.

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