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Someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before god could catch them smoking.

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Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair.

29

Add love, subtract hate, divide the happiness among people and multiply it by infinity.

50

This tequila taste like I'm not going to work tomorrow...

16

Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

137

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

363

As you grow older
your Christmas list gets shorter
because the things
you really want
can't be bougth.

34

You know what rhymes with Thursday?

Vodka.

74

STRANGE NEW TREND AT THE OFFICE PEOPLE PUTTING NAME'S ON FOOD IN THE COMPANY FRIDGE,

TODAY I GOT A TUNA SANDWICH NAMED KEVIN?

15

To say "I love you" is easy like saying "Good morning".
Important is, how you prove it every day.

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all I can do is say that these arms were made for holding you

3

The darkest nights produce the brightes stars

3

"its only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential and invisible to the eye"

5

if i could fly ...

2

Never be afraid to speak your own truth.

87

Some people are lost in the fire.

Some people are built from it.

79

i like people with emotional and intellectual depth, people who speak with passion from their inner twisted mind.

87

If i'd have known the freedom in letting go,
I would never have held on...

83

the sun is out
the beaches dry
my heart worn out
no tears to cry

with aching heart
and open arms
we drift apart
pacific calm

62

Fall for messy, not the perfect.
Fall for reality not the illusions..

77

LOVE IS LOVE.
HATE IS A CHOICE.

86

it was just a thought passing by leaving inspiration in its footsteps

57

Sometimes we are like stars.

We fall.

Only so someone's wish can come true.

86

1996: Stop playing pokemon and go outside.

2016:Stop playing pokemon and come inside.

101

We are not ready to be part of the world right now. Please come back later.

41

Invite me to the hidden chambers.
Show me the light behind your eyes.

72

AND, ALL TOO SUDDENLY, I REALISED THAT ALL PROMISES OF FOREVER ARE FATED TO BE BROKEN .

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So many years of education, yet nobody taught us how to love ourselves.

107

Always remember to fall asleep with a dream and wake up with a purpose

93

imperfect or not, the moment has value.

57

And if I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take to name yourself ?

98

Burn out ist was für Anfänger.

Ich habe bereits FUCK OFF

27

There was so much frankness and so little jealousy because there was no hope.

58

The axe forgets but the tree remembers.

111

I told her she was beautiful, and I could tell the stars agreed from the way they formed constellations in her eyes.

77

I love you so much that there is almost no chance I'd use you as a bait during Zombie Apocalypse.

60

I'M NOT DRUNK
I'M
SOBEER.

75

Du hast 3 Möglichkeiten im Leben: aufgeben, nachgeben oder alles geben.

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Schlafentzug, Lärm und ständig kotzt einer.
Kleinkinder haben ist auch wie Festival.

16

I get it other planets,
I have no life either.

81

The gym.

As if an architect was asked to design
the otiosity of life.

The result: a room
full of machines
going nowhere.

63

Everyone wants to be heard in their silence

131

If you see me eating a salad in a restaurant, I've been kidnapped and I am trying to signal you!

131

I moaned and complained once because I had no shoes...Then I met a man who had no feet...And I bowed my head with shame for my complaints

74

Yes I understand your point, but I'm still right.

59

being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect, it means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections...

40

The risk I took was calculated..

But man,

I'm bad at math..

116

Ich bin übrigens nicht perfekt und arbeite auch nicht daran.

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if you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. that way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.

116

Faulheitsregel #2186

Ist die Strecke länger als das Auto, wird gefahren.

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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

108

Als Single hungert man sich dünn, um einem anderen schlanken Menschen zu gefallen, mit dem man dann gemeinsam fett werden kann.

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there's nothing in the dark that isn't there in the light.

93

She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something!

109

I can't be the only one who's ever wanted to jump in a taxi and shout:

"Follow that car!"

102

getting really sick of responsibility and underwear

71

The milk has a Feb. 14th expiration date, and that's the only thing in my house with a valentines date.

99

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murdereres, if you do find one, what's your plan?

123

Auch die Unendlichkeit besteht aus kleinen Momenten.

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I'm not necessarily saying I want to be rich but it would be nice to not have to check my bank account before purchasing Ramen noodles

106

sugar melts in the rain
Sadly shit floats

77

I have never done this before

so I'm confident
I can do it

76

Ich bin so kurz davor, reich zu sein. Alles, was mir jetzt noch fehlt, ist das Geld.

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Eine Idee kann man nicht mit einem Gewehr töten. Um eine Idee zu töten, muss man eine bessere haben.

16

The Internet!

Where everything is completely true.

73

listen carefully to what people don't say

162

I've finally accepted the fact that my behavior will never catch up with my age.

130

IT'S GOING TO BE ONE
OF THOSE DAYS.

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE FIGHTING.
MY IMAGINARY
FRIEND IS RUNNING WITH SCISSORS.
AND ONE OF MY
PERSONALITIES WANDERED OFF.

96

Der Chef sagt, ich solle mehr Entscheidungen treffen.
Wir haben jetzt eine Hüpfburg im Sitzungszimmer.

27

The truth hurts only once

A lie hurts everytime you remember it.

150

2 von 3 Stimmen in meinen Kopf wollen endlich einschlafen. Die andere will wissen, ob Pinguine ein Knie haben.

42

That satisfying moment when you watch two stupid people argue then decide to tell them to pause so you can go get some popcorn.

71

Denken wir immer daran:
Es wäre heute nichts wie es ist, wäre es damals nicht gewesen, wie es war.

24

So many likes when all you need is love

104

Wenn du deinen
eigenen Weg gehst,
kann dich keiner überholen.

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I bet in 2000 years they are gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they will find a Nokia still on half battery.

112

There's something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty.

109

Der Schlüssel zum Scheitern ist der Versuch, es allen recht zu machen.

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Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people

120

If the Earth
could have a baby,
would she let Humanity hold it?

78

you will never look like the girl in the magazine, the girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.

131

Und was machen wir jetzt?

Jetzt kaufen wir uns ein Fernglas.

Und dann?

Dann schauen wir weiter.

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The word diarrhea.
Looks like it was written in a hurry.

78

Er steht
auf sie.
Sie steht
auf ihn.
Ich steh daneben.

28

I'm not crazy, my reality is just diffrent from yours

120

Pinguine sind Vögel, die nur fliegen, wenn man sie wirft.

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There are two kinds of people in life: Those who walk into a room and say "Well here I am" and those who walk into a room and say "Ahh there you are"

105

was würdest du tun, wenn du keine angst hättest?

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

133

Ich steh mit beiden Beinen fest auf dem Schlauch.

29

When you start looking at people's hearts instead of their face, life becomes clear.

127

Heroes
are normal people with big hearts

120

heute morgen spiele ich teppich: ich bleibe schön liegen!

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Dein Weg beginnt dort, wo du aufhörst anderen zu folgen.

20

A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other....

132

Was du von mir halten sollst?

Am besten Abstand,
oder mein Drink!

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My hairstyle today is called 'I tried' •

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Sleeping alone is a waste of bed.

69

Even if there was no gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

117

Dear feelings,

I will not ignore you because without you I'd feel dead.

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Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same

95

Wer schwankt hat mehr vom Weg.

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Das schönste an meinem Job ist, dass sich der Stuhl dreht.

33

Kraß, was Duschen alles bewirkt. Eben noch müde, kaputt, schlecht gelaunt.
Jetzt müde, kaputt, schlecht gelaunt mit Vanillegeruch.

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Be the gift someone is waiting for.

107

Ich gebe mein Geld hauptsächlich an der Bar aus. Heisst ja nicht umsonst "Bargeld".

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We live and then someone comes and makes you feel alive...

96

My gf told me: “Sex is better on holiday”. That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.

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be mine or make me yours

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be mine or make me yours

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