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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

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I'm sick about all the Irish stereotypes!
As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.

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If your Facebook status requires me to hit a continue reading link, its not happening.

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Spring needs to stand up to winter and kick it in the snowballs.

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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips...

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Is this for real or just a
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fanta sea?

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Worried I am wasting my life worrying about wasting my life.

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