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Listening is more than just waiting for your turn to speak.

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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I do not like you

You will never be grilled cheese

You make my mouth sad

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how to make money from facebook:

1. go to account settings
2. press 'deactivate your account'
3. go to work

25

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

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if you rearrange the letters in

MOTHER IN LAW

you get

WOMAN HITLER

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"Would you like a bag?"

"Oh, No thanks, I'll just carry these 20 itemes on my head."

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