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I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun... Well you don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

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I like the idea that someone, somewhere is made for you, forever.

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Listening to a bird is like listening to a woman.

Nice voice but impossible to understand.

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We blame society. But we are society...

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Whenever I look at a book the remote bursts out laughing.

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It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them-

The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...

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More idiots should
get a free upgrade.

They deserve to be stupid idiots.

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