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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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Make the party worth the hangover

121

I don't flush the toilet.
I scare the shit out of it.

18

NSA liked
a post
of yours

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It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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?
':::::::'

SILENCE!
I KILL YOU!

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I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.

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when alexander graham bell invented the phone, he had three missed calls from chuck norris

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