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Posts Liked by sal.paradise

Just saw a butterfly with a girl tattooed on its lower back.

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Lets lay in bed all day, and trade sexual favours, for trips to the fridge.

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renamed my ipod the Titanic, so when i plug it in, it says "the Titanic is syncing" he he

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing aids.

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IF YOU CANNOT BE POSITIVE,
then at least
be quiet.

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