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Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

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Last night I dreamed that there was a room full of people exactly like me!

I hated them all.

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i asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number.

she replied: sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight.
i said: wow!

then her friend said:
-she means 6663629

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Are you the sun?

Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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I have to stop saying
"How stupid can you be?".

I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.

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I don't care if you think I'm insane.

The unicorn who visits me in the night time says
I don't and
I believe him.

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Mephobia...

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.

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My psychiatrist says I suffer from paranoia. Another one who's plotting against me!

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