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so you sat there and just told me everybody's personal business, and now you ask me how i'm doing? Hell, im fabulous and yourself ???

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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Normal teenagers: "I love getting drunk, smoking, and having sex!"

Me: "Sometimes when I'm feeling brave I sleep without my nightlight."

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if you've been left, go write

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A bicycle runs on fat and saves you money,

a car runs on money and makes you fat.

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Writing "etc" on a test because you don't remember any more examples.

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I wish my iPhone would stop correcting 'omg' to 'OMG', i'm not that excited.

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Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver.

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