Search for #hashtags, @writers or keywords

Posts Liked by retoperitz

Today's weight loss tip:

Use superglue as lip gloss

9

I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm someones double vodka!

41

Eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as I thought.

52

You are
the average of the five people you spend the most time with •

297

Was
macht eigentlich Colt Seavers?

9

I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

240

Quit my job.
Sold my house. Ordered whores.
Got drunk.
Got drugged.
ATE CARBS!

So where the fuck is this apocalypse now?

8

Der Höhepunkt der Langeweile: Am 24. Dezember schon einmal die Geschenke für Weihnachten 2013 kaufen.

1

show more

About Help Brands Affiliate Developer Press Contact Copyright Privacy Terms