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Ego is a race.
And in this race, the winner is the loser.

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having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

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What starts with F
and ends with UCK? That's right, Firetruck!

Well, what starts with P and ends with ORN? That's right, Popcorn!

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Girl: "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ;)"

Guy: *Pulls out banana and eats it in awkward silence*

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That awesome moment when you predict something and it actually comes true.

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If I haven't offended you yet, please be patient...your turn will come.

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If I haven't offended you yet, please be patient...your turn will come.

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Relationships
without sex
are like happy
meals without
toys •

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