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Posts Liked by olireece

I wish you would listen closer to the songs I play. The lyrics are the words I fail to say.

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only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, you realize there's a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Never trust a warm toilet seat

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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Life is too short to remove USB safely.

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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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