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I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

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men use love to get sex. women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza

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The man is the head of the house, but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head anywhere she wants

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That was funny.

But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.

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Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

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