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"PROJECT EARTH" BY GOD

GOD "There: first animal."
SNAKE "You're done? How am I supposed to move?"
GOD "Like this."
SNAKE "..."
GOD "Just... Wiggle."
SNAKE "Dude."

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I never thought of how difficult it could be to simply trust

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A joke about sodium?
Na...

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If you can't convince them,

confuse them.

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keep calm and disappoint your family

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Don't send nudes. Send xrays, it's what inside that counts.

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A good time to keep your mouth shut,
is when you're in deep water !
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My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine.

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