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friend: name one thing you want to try in the bedroom.

me: getting a full 8 hours of sleep.

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when he says "that's what i thought",
like he put you in check or something.

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what's up Star???

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What if

the makers of Boldomatic made another app and called it Bubblegum?

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me: mum, i'm dropping your grandchildren off so keith and i can go to the attorney's

mum: i don't want all those bastards at my house!

me: MOTHER! it's only declan and sebastian.

mum: oh ok, bring my babies and if you and keith want to stay out longer go ahead.

me: mother you're horrible, but i like that.

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brother: you'll never guess what i'm doing right now.

me: hopefully dying.

brother: close.

me: not close enough.

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Donald Trump: Climate change isn't real!
Mother Nature: Here, hold my covfefe.

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Years of fears,
Years of tears,
Years of strife
All your life.
Can you change?
Would be strange.
Once begun,
Could be done.
Would be great,
So don't wait,
Don't hesitate,
Or it's too late.

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