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Every guy thinks that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Bullshit ! every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!

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"I'm not mad. Why would I be mad?"

- girls who are mad

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A boyfriend should make his girlfriends pussy wet, not her eyes.

A girlfriend should make her boyfriends dick hard, not his life.

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Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear make up and boys lie.

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Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

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Skinny girls think they are chubby,
chubby girls think they're fat
and fat girls think they can wear leggings •

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what ever happened to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll?
all we've got left is aids, crack and techno!

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

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