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You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

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Dear Sneeze,

If you're going to happen, happen.

Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.

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He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him and I'll ask him again when he wakes up. ..

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It's not a walk of shame if you leave with a moonwalk.

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"Für wie doof hältst du mich eigentlich?"

"Warte kurz, ich muss nur noch kurz mein Einhorn füttern."

"OK, ich warte. "

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To Quote Hamlet
Act III, Scene III
Line 87,

"NO"

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MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT,
MAYBE IT'S AN INSTAGRAM FILTER.

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Ich habe keine Spinnweben in der Wohnung!

Das sind Öko-Traumfänger...

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