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(x) Waiting for a miracle

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Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda.

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To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

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My friend said only onions made him cry, so I threw a melon at his face.

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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond this morning.

6

I put my iphone in airplane mode & threw it.

Airplane mode is a lie.

12

You know that voice that says, "Don't do that"?

Yeah, I don't have one of those.

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It's not the dress that makes you look fat....

... it's the fat!

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