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If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, 'haven't decided yet.'

247

he who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool

87

Hab gestern aufgehört zu trinken. Heute feier ich mein comeback.

10

Ich wünsche allen homophoben Menschen schwule Töchter und lesbische Söhne.

3

Der Montag ist mein siebtliebster Wochentag.

20

Liebe und so für alle.

2

Küssen schmeckt besser als Leberwurst.

6

DIFFICULT ROADS
OFTEN LEAD
TO BEAUTIFUL
DESTINATIONS

213

Masturdating

(n) going out alone to a movie or restaurant.

7

Bedgasm

(n) a feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.

6

Sometimes it feels like the only thing I can count on, are my fingers.

192

I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally advanced!

14

My inner rockstar just put on a pj and opened a box of chocolate biscuits

2

Ich wollte mich wirklich benehmen...

8

I always start phone conversations with "my phone is about to die.." just so people don't waste my time.

238

learn how
to think with
your heart.

learn how
to feel with
your mind.

9

Of course size matters.....

Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.

218

If you cry loudly enough, your boss will usually let you go home.

33

I'm sorry.
I thought you knew...

That ever since it became,

all about you.

It was always,

only you. • apa

2

So dunkel da draussen. Ich bin dann mal wach.

3

Dachte du wärst mein Anker,
dabei warst du mein Untergang.

12

Meistens denke ich so:

Hoffentlich bin ich bald besoffen.

16

As you move outside of your comfort zone, what was once the unknown and frightening becomes your new normal.

193

Unless you can question your own beliefs, you have no place questioning the beliefs of others.

202

I'm to the point that I don't even care my foot is hanging off the end of my bed. Come get me, demons, I'm already in hell.

9

Brains are awesome.

I wish everybody had one.

92

I wish I could Google search for things in my house.

70

My 3 moods:
1. fuck off
2. fuck you
3. fuck me

101

"Hey I saw your ex yesterday"

If you didn't punch them in the throat, then I don't give a fuck about what you saw.

2

I want to hold treasurous things. I want to always have a surprise inside of me. I always want to have someone who loves me. I want to be a fridge.

189

everytime we have to say goodbye I die a little bit inside.

5

Ich führe ein Leben mit viel Würde. Und Wäre. Und Hätte.

15

Amsterdam is like the
Tour de France

Just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes

16

If you're brave enough to say goodbye life holds a new hello for you.

16

If we do not end war,
war will end us.

17

Dieser Moment wenn dir beim Lernen die Wand irgendwie interessant vorkommt.

16

Manche hüpfen morgens aus dem Bett wie Toast aus dem Toaster. Ich bin mehr so das Brötchen, das mit der Butterseite nach unten fällt. Und liegen bleibt...

17

Ich möchte nicht in einer Welt leben, in der Purzelbäume kein akzeptiertes Fortbewegungs-mittel sind.

18

Hier wirds mir zu kindisch. Komm Teddy wir gehen!

16

Das Leben hat keinen Gin mehr, der Klügere kippt nach.

18

Füttert eure Kinder mit Knoblauch und ihr findet sie im Dunkeln wieder.

19

alcohol

a secret's worst enemy

18

"Papa, Papa, darf ich zum Bungeejumping?

"Nein, dein Leben
hat schon mit einem kaputten Gummi begonnen,
es soll nicht auch
noch so enden."

22

Beziehungs-status:

Schmetterlinge erfolgreich ausgespuckt!

22

LAUGH like you're 10
PARTY like you're 20
TRAVEL like you're 30
THINK like you're 40
ADVISE like you're 50
CARE like you're 60
LOVE like you're 70

23

We will always be friends until we are old and senile. Then we can be new friends.

33

you can love someone so much, but you can never love people as much as you can miss them

41

Zur Sicherheit habe ich nachts immer ein Messer unter dem Kopfkissen. Man weiss ja nie, vielleicht bringt jemand plötzlich Kuchen vorbei.

65

what makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven...

46

Do the right thing: do the wrong things.

20

If you take yourself incredibly seriously, maybe social media isn't for you.

14

Cooped up all day with nowhere to go, nothing to do, and no one to talk to. I highly recommend it.

17

Spielen Plattenbaukinder eigentlich statt "Vater, Mutter, Kind" eher "Mutter, Kind, Kind, Kind, Kind, Kind, Kind"?

18

Lass mal Gras über die Sache rauchen...

34

Muss man machen, kann man aber nicht.

28

Kriege im Leben nichts gebacken ausser Kuchen.

39

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...

278

I fear the people who can bite ice cream.

243

namaste,
bitches

200

"Sie haben eine Lücke im Lebenslauf."

"Ja. War geil."

23

People say I'm cold-hearted.

That's not true.

I'm just ice cream filled.

4

ice cream doesen't judge,
ice cream understands.

4

I wanna fuck you and make you feel alright.

26

YOUR WORDS WILL LEAVE AN IMPRINT OF MEMORIES WHICH STORY'S YET BE TOLD

119

With a little less fear.
With a lot less anger.
With an absence of pride.
Try again. • apa

3

the lion and tiger might be powerful...
but the wolf does not perform in the circus

316

admit it: life didn't fuck you,
it taught you.

160

Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree? Is it the wind who blew it away? Or the tree that let it go? ...Or is it the leaf who got tired of holding on?

65

People in love use phrases like;
"takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet."

I think they"re confusing love with attempted murder.

68

Have you ever just looked at someone, & automatically felt annoyed?

71

Get a condom for your heart; I'm about to fuck your feelings.

103

The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you're talking to drugs, it's probably too late to say no to them.

99

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

181

One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.

Today, however, it will be with alcohol.

219

Hol den DeLorean raus, lass uns damit zurück fahren. Wir meinten immer nur einander, wenn wir -Glück- sagten.

3

To Quote Hamlet
Act III, Scene III
Line 87,

"NO"

241

happimess

177

"Für wie doof hältst du mich eigentlich?"

"Warte kurz, ich muss nur noch kurz mein Einhorn füttern."

"OK, ich warte. "

74

Mom: honey are you getting enough sleep?

Me: sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.

5

Some people are like clouds.

When they disappear,
it gets a brighter day.

84

I have to stop saying
"How stupid can you be?".

I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.

172

I don't care if you think I'm insane.

The unicorn who visits me in the night time says
I don't and
I believe him.

154

Abracadabra!

Nope, your still a bitch.

4

a woman with a beautiful body is good for a night

a woman with a beautiful mind is good for a lifetime

8

When you know what you want, and you want it bad enough, you will find a way to get it

10

I can be easily switched on or off...who needs a remote!

56

He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him and I'll ask him again when he wakes up. ..

157

You are a tornado
with pretty eyes and a heartbeat.

179

Sie denken, sie haben Zeit, aber sie haben nur Uhren.

11

Bei der Vernunft ging wieder nur die Mailbox ran.

13

Sometimes you have to destroy something to create something new.

229

I don't want to live without you.

4

See your beauty without a compliment or a mirror

179

would you like some tea and sympathy?

8

pain makes people change

12

it hurts because it mattered

19

I can't stop drinking about you

17

And then all
of a sudden
she changed..
She came back
a completely
different person..
With a new mindset,
a new outlook, a new soul..
The girl that once cared way too much about everyone and everything, no longer cared at all •

14

Crying would be much more fun if tears screamed, "Weeeeee!" as they rolled down our faces.

24

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

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"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring."

29

next Time when I'm Alone And A stranger starts Talking To me I'm Going To look At Them ,SHOCKED,And

WHISPER

" You Can See Me "?

80

Atheists do it like no one is watching

36

"Perhaps one day, people who spell correctly will replace athletes at the top of our national pantheon."

- Lisa Simpson

24

Why period?
Why can't mother nature just text me like: "What's up girl? You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to ya in a month."

69

A world

with a little less selfies

and a little more selfless.

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once upon a time a man asked a fairy to make him irresistable & desirable to all women.

she turned him into a credit card. the end.

33

Fairy tales are more than true.

Not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

37

We live on a blue planet that circles around a ball of fire next to a moon that moves the sea, and you don't believe in fairy tales?

74

If you're in a fairytale and you're a single woman over the age of 35, chances are you're evil.

126

In the eternal struggle between heart and brain, stomach always wins

36

what we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame but something wild to run with.
-robert brault

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When you spend so much time and energy trying to salvage a friendship or a relationship, you often forget what you deserve. You miss out on your own happiness.

30

love at first conversation

52

We all think we're smart
until we try to turn on
someone else's shower.

212

If we all pretend tomorrow is Sunday we might just get away with it.

172

If you love someone, just tell them. Or get drunk and text them 80 times. That's pretty much the same thing.

38

it really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life but you can't accidentally make a pizza

4

Let's kiss.
Let's fuck.
Let's order pizza.

97

That moment when you laugh out loud like a maniac at a post and the people around you look at you...like you're a maniac. Good times... Yeah

20

Ich habe keine Spinnweben in der Wohnung!

Das sind Öko-Traumfänger...

133

Schlaf, Hirn!

Sonst gibt's eins mit dem Wattestäbchen!

8

mach ma' dein Herz auf.

9

Wenn wir scheitern, dann gemeinsam.

18

I liked it better when we liked each other.

34

Because there's nothing more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses to stop kissing the shoreline, no matter how many times it's sent away.

• Sarah Kay

46

Do not call me perfect,
a lie is never a compliment.
Call me an erratic
damaged and
insecure mess.
Then tell me that you
love me for it.

• Beau Taplin,
"You're a fucking wreck and I love you for it."

98

...I will lead you to the river so you can remember how beautiful it feels to be moved by something that is out of your control. And when our dark periods match, we can breathe with the grass and look at the night sky. The stars will remind us of the beauty in our struggles and we won't feel lost anymore. • E. A.

34

it's not you're* or your*

it's all mine
everything is mine

27

I'm often difficult to love. I go through dark periods like the moon and I hide from myself. But I promise I will kiss your wounds when they're hurting. Even if they're in your soul, I can find them with the light in my fingertips... • E. A.

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Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop

39

I'm so in love with you, holy fuck!

32

freedom
is like religion to us

34

Fifty shades of I'm sick of your shit.

61

People in love use phrases like;
"takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet."

I think they"re confusing love with attempted murder.

12

Sometimes silence is the loudest scream.

26

I Don't Mind
Going to work..
But The Eight Hour
wait to go Home is just Bullshit..

4

discovering all the beautiful places surrounding us
by sunlight

86

In the end there doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.

• Robert Brault

3

Who let me adult?

I can't adult.

7

Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met?

"Well, it all started one day when your dad 'liked' one of my selfies."

218

does running away from my problems count as jogging?

278

there is always a wild side to an innocent face

182

I used to be the kind of guy mums like.

Somehow I've ended up being the kind of guy that likes mums.

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i will tell you my sins

and you can sharpen your knife

132

You know, long distance relationships are so hard, especially since my boyfriend lives in the future!

197

Gute Leoparden kommen in den Himmel.

Schlechte auf die Leggins.

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