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Salvador, save us from realism

3

I know the milk is expired...

3

I'm not offended by
all the dumb blonde
jokes because I know
I'm not dumb - and I'm
not blonde either.

- Dolly Parton

30

If I were a gardener, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together.

10

Been there.

Done that.

Got the STD.

11

Life is mostly just a series of moments when you almost drop your phone into the toilet.

28

I like long romantic walks off the planet.

49

It's like I'm the only drunk person at this yoga class.

105

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