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I said, "I love you" as I sat by him sipping my wine.
That's when he asked me, "is that you or the wine talking?"
I replied, "Oh, sorry. That was me talking to the wine."

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a virgin getting pregnant, l can believe. but three wise men?

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spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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Every 60 seconds in Afrika a minute passes.

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i want to meet the teenage versions of my parents.

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100% of non-
smokers die too.

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I romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast OUR song...

...a 30sec ad video
plays first.

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