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Posts Liked by matt_murnaghan

Sure i'd love to take you to dinner!

But,right now i'm marathon watching The Walking Dead on Netflix so....

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If you want a pretty girl make sure you're an immature loser asshole who treats them bad and lies to them.

That's who they always fall for...

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This penis enlargement pill works too well, I just woke up with a dick the size of a walruss, oh wait never mind that's my leg.

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Welcome to our society.
You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like and how you act.

- Enjoy your stay.

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People complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties.

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I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...

I never know what those fuckers are planning...

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Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

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If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

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