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When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

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discovering all the beautiful places surrounding us
by sunlight

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If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.

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It's not that I'm tired.

It's just that I don't like standing on my feet with my eyes open.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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and suddenly everything seemed perfect and life made sense

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WRITE SOMETHING
DRAW SOMETHING
SING SOMETHING
COOK SOMETHING
BUILD SOMETHING
SEW SOMETHING
MAKE SOMETHING

BUY NOTHING

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