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Posts Liked by maad_cityDawg

COOL

PEOPLE

FART.

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If I could choose one superpower, it would be too understand what happens with earphones once they go into my pocket and come out tangled to oblivion.

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I've heard that you can die from being alive, so I'll just commit suicide before something bad happens to me.

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I'm up all night to get lucky.

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Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Teacher: "Why is your cat in school?"

Kid: "Because i heard dad say to mom, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' "

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

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