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PEOPLE WHO WORK AT MCDONALD'S ACT LIKE THE SAUCES COME OUT OF THEIR WAGES, JUST THROW 5 IN THE BAG AND BEHAVE.

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can you please stop asking santa for the perfect woman.... I nearly got kidnapped three times today?

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I would be a saint by now of it wasn't for that guy Jesus having set the bar extraordinarily high.

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MY ENTIRE LIFE CAN BE SUMMED IN ONE SENTENCE...
"WELL THAT DIDN'T GO WELL

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THE TRICK TO BEING SMART IS KNOWING WHEN TO PLAY DUMB!

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Trust nothing but hips.

They don't lie.

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I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG I FORGOT HOW TO MOAN,
WHAT IF I FK UP AND BARK?!

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Every guy wants a good girl to be bad just for him.

Every girl wants a bad guy to be good just for her.

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