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Posts Liked by louisakangaroo

"You curse too much"

Bitch, you breathe too much, shut the fuck up.

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shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

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You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

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Britain: Excuse me

Mexico: Perdon

Italy: Permesso

France: Pardon

Canada: Sorry

America: Get the fuck out of my way, douchedick

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My cat has better manners than my friends.

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Ich selber brauche gar keinen Kaffee zum Leben. Ich brauche ihn, damit andere überleben.

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Yeah a hot body is nice but so are those brownies over there.

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whoever invited the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

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