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Posts Liked by lilman289

I wanted to start a revolution but general laziness tied me with his evil powers to my chair and forced me to eat ice cream.

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If I am ever in a coma and have to be connected to machines to be kept alive, someone please clear my browsing history.

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The potatoe is one of the few veggies I don't have sexual experience with.

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All that I am,
or ever hope to be,
I owe to you.

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you ever feel about as useful as

the number nine on a microwave?

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I like creating awkward silences

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