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14.8.2021

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IF I SIT IN RICE WILL IT FIX ME!?

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2 ROADS LEAD TO SLAVERY

WORK WITHOUT PAYMENT

PAYMENT WITHOUT WORK

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BANKTELLER:
YOUR ACCOUNT IS OVER DRAWN.

ME: WELL SO IS YOUR EYEBROWS, BUT HERE WE ARE.

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WRITERS ARE DANGEROUS PEOPLE....

NEVER TAKE A WRITER FOR GRANTED. THEY ARE SNIPERS ARMED WITH WORDS, THEY KNOW HOW TO AIM WITH SENTENCES , HOW TO FIRE WITH PARAGRAPHS AND HOW TO IMMORTALISE THEIR KILLS IN VERSE.

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Are you dying?

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TSUNAMI----> T IS SILENT.
HONEST-----> H IS SILENT. KNEE--------> K IS SILENT.
MOM IS MAD-> WHOLE HOUSE IS SILENT.

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I GOT AN EMAIL EXPLAINING HOW TO READ MAPS BACKWARDS...
IT WAS A SPAM.

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