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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers.

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The moment you rewatch childhood movies and actually understand what's going on now.

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I'm gonna kill you.
Hahaha.
No, seriously. Run.

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To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

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I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

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when alexander graham bell invented the phone, he had three missed calls from chuck norris

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It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them-

The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...

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