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Teach your kids to say fuck off and throat punch strangers trying to talk to them about sex

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each day, I grow a bit closer to the light of my cremation

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You can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs
in movies.

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I want to get
a parrot
and train it to say:
I've been turned
into a parrot.

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unlike the lie,
truth has no owner

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lies travel light and fast

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Dear Single Women,

If you're sending a text or email reaponse to your prospective suitor that has more than three lines/thirty words and no emoji's, you're going to lose. We men are simple creatires. Stoop to our level (so we can see down your blouse) and you'll do okay!

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$\\\!!!!//// ( " ) | o o / Have A `. ' \ `~` / Spirited Happy |/'- w \/ Hair Raising '/==\'#` Freaky Friday I===I/ The 13th! +++ [ I I ] II II (''_)(_")$

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