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I am a creature of the night.

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Pardon my penis, it's just standing up so you have a place to sit down.

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Some people hold out for 'love at first sight'. I'll settle for 'resignation at third mojito'.

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I'm to old to drop it like it's hot. I'm just gonna sit down like it's warm.

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Everywhere I go, I'm a one-person flash mob.

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PANTS OFF FRIDAY

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Laying in bed, remembering a conversation and imagining what you should have said instead.

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BEAST
MODE

» ON

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