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hula hoop your halo

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Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

197

just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time...

116

Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

153

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

702

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

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Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver.

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A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

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