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Get the kind of Friday you deserve.

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Proof computers are female: even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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it's so quiet in the office today, i can actually hear myself not working.

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i drink while i work out. it's called "bacardio".

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My new life ambition is to feel underworked and overpaid.

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boss:b-lah blah blah you got that
worker:
mhh wahtever

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My daily work from Monday to Friday

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